Technology and She

Most of us boys are obsessed by the technology that surrounds us. Be it your cell phone, a car, computer, even something as stupid as a pen drive. We need to have it all. Its a fetish we just can't give up. Whenever you see that new Alienware computer with the i7 processors or the iPhone 3GS with 32 gigs of memory or even a Segway, you know that your hormone levels are deranged. You get that feeling of rush. A craving to touch it. A craving to push a button and see things jump to life!

But the ladies just don't get it. For them it is just a box used to get your work done. How can you work on a computer of hours at a stretch, even when at the end you have done nothing? Why are you using your phone even when you are not texting or calling anyone? Whats in those stupid blogs that you keep reading? There is so much that they just don't get. The closest they get to technology is maybe making a call from their pretty little cell phone. And no, your compact is not a gadget. They would go whining that, my boyfriend is in love with his iPhone, what should I do?

Their feeling of insecurity is natural. They know they just cant compete with these new hot gadgets that keep getting hotter by the year. You can dump one for a new one whenever you want. They would let you do whatever you want. You are always in control. And if you ever get bored, you can just switch it off!

And then you say that your boyfriend is in love with his iPhone? Well, guess what? I am, and there is nothing that you can do about it.

P.S. This may be my last post. Its been nice pouring my head out here. I am so dead after my girlfriend reads this. ;)

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3 comments:

Shaily Jain said...

You better not compare these mad materialistic things with us(the divines)!We can do wayyyyy more than what your tiny little i7 processors or the iPhone 3GS cant do!!

Yes,we dont get it why do you techno perverts just keep scrolling it n rather not exploring it!Why do you keep reading d same emails over n over again(Do your 'ever getting hotter gadgets' add some more lines in there everytime u read it??!)

Yes we dont crave for gadgets as such..coz if we want it,we get it..We dont pamper them like u savvies do coz we know they are our slaves n so we make the best use out of them.

'There is nothing that i can do'???? Well doctor,i can make ur sexy iphone look even hotter by making u hold every smaller chip that your overwhelming iphone can be disassembled into!!

And as u rightly said , we do have these 'things' to switch u off!!:)

Amu said...

hehehe!! i love the two of u!! n shaily.. good luck wid your life yaar.. even the thought of him asking you to listen to his fascinating gadgets makes me roll wid laughter!!

Shaily Jain said...

@amu...thanks for ur sympathy da..may be u can teach him some girly stuff too..like dressing oneself,or buying some fancy things or thinking bout diamonds,or planning sumthing exotic,shopping..and what not but technology!!

i am sure ashu is gonna delete this comment..

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